This is what my friends do when we see each other in public.
when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass
I made this video for The School of Life. It explains some of the ideas of German philosopher Martin Heidegger, using food.
the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both
Well it’s the Bible, not the Straightble, I’m just following the book.
I’M GONNA CRY
turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy
the smarter u are the more men arent funny
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling