awesome54633:

This is what my friends do when we see each other in public. 

awesome54633:

This is what my friends do when we see each other in public. 

seriousjones:

when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass

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khyan:

I made this video for The School of Life. It explains some of the ideas of German philosopher Martin Heidegger, using food. 

averypottermormon:

animateglee:

oomshi:

the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both

Well it’s the Bible, not the Straightble, I’m just following the book.

I’M GONNA CRY

jackedoff:

turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy

toxicwinner:

the smarter u are the more men arent funny 

tagged → #me #selfie #today #porn

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling